The power to swim on land

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to die and get away with it

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Menstrual blood bending!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!