The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to grammar.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to see the present

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!