the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!