The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to swim on land

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!