The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!