The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!