the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!