the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to watch grass grow

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To stab Djones

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to create tree sap.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!