The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to grammar.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!