power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to read

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!