The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to poop glue.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!