The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!