The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to catch em' all

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to not see anything

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!