The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!