The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!