power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to even

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!