The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power of bad luck

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to block your own powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!