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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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+96
The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.
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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.
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+94
the power to take ipecac without throwing up
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+94
The power to make dead batteries appear.
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+94
The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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+92
The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month
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+92
The power of hindsight
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+92
Power to sleep without eyelids
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+92
the power to get drunk you are needed
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+92
The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries
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+88
power to eat 500000 big macs in a day
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+88
The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.
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+86
The power to see through walls, but not through air.
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+86
the power to poop dogs without fur.
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+86
the power to jump, but only on any surface
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+84
The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.
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+82
The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!
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+80
The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.
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+78
The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.
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+72
The power to control the weather, but only in space
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+72
the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy
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+72
the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy
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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
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+70
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!