- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power of hindsight

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers