THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Nothing

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!