The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to have gravity.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to animate condiments

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!