- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to get extra homework

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to be missed when present.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

Pointless Super Powers