- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to ignore useful information

the power to half transform to something.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Pointless Super Powers