The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!