- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to obey gravity

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to be an idiot.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to die

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

Pointless Super Powers