The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!