The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to shit brix

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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the power to see through water.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power of Being stupid

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!