The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to become a JELLY

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power of walking on land

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!