the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to control nothing

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!