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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.
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the power to be powerless
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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.
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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.
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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.
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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.
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The power to eat three times a day.
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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute
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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)
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The power to have children at will.
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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.
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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.
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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping
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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening
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Th pwr t frgt vwls.
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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.
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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon
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the power to poop dogs without fur.
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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.
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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown
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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake
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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate
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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!