The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!