the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to hate disney stars

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!