The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to suck your elbow

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to predict the past

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to predict the past

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!