the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be born again

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!