the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Farting at will

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the ability to bend your leg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!