The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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Smoke vision

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!