The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to die at will.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to cry lava.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!