- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to obey gravity

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to turn food into shit

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to be an idiot.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to die

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to stare directly at the sun

Pointless Super Powers