power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to fly when in something flying

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to die

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the ability to die on command

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to do nothing

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to see stuff

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!