- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

32% Levitation.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to control mealworms

Pointless Super Powers