The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to morph into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!