- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to do nothing

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to think oppositely

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Pointless Super Powers