The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!