The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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being black

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!