the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!