- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power that turns farts into music.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

75% levitation

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to blow yourself

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Pointless Super Powers