the ability to see through air

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!