The power to become powerless

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to not live forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!