- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to swim on land.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers