The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to look TV

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!