The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shrink boobs

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to become translucent

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to even

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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open up pickles glass

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to look at Sun.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!