- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to die on command.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to change people socks on command

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to kill someone with a knife

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers