The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!