The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look like yourself

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swear words -jesse

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!