The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to not care.

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being black

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!