The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to die

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to not do it.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!