- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to give the wrong directions

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to give people std's during intercourse

Pointless Super Powers