The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to get in the van

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!