- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power of hindsight

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to read your own mind

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to smell water.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to take edible shits.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to walk on land.

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers