The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!